{"product_id":"9780692428610","title":"Amalgamation 5150: A Conglomerate Of Short Stories By Bob Page.","description":"Bob Page's \"Amalgamation 5150\" is a complete circus of batshit crazy! These non-fiction \u0026amp; science fictional stories were created by one wretched and convoluted mind. BEWARE: they might lead you to your own padded cell or is it...you are already in one? \"My dad works on a state of the art nuclear bomber. If you bastards don't let me out in time for the strippers, I'm going to have him send a bomber to bomb me the hell outta this sh\u0026amp;%*hole you call a workplace! You understand? You imbeciles.\" ~Manic Me~ \"He drinks, slurs, serves, steals, drinks, slurs, serves, steals like a repeating rifle.\" ~The Block~ \"He doesn't want to do CPR. Would you want to press your lips against the mouth of some old, strange dude who just hit a home run with his Grand Slam breakfast, pitched with a strawberry shake and coffee?\" ~ A Hearty Lunch ~ \"FASTER, FASTER, and FASTER I must move. Green lights, yellow lights, and red, I treat them all the same and with the same speed!\" ~ Max Goes for Milk ~ \"It is so decreed by your Care Takers that the Cared For be shielded and protected from themselves, for they have been born in sin; they have ALL been born guilty! Law, and following that law, is now humanity's only grace.\" ~Crush~ \"I have little money. I'm a writer. I may be retarded and I get no respect.\" ~Mozart~\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e| \u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eBob Page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e| \u003cb\u003ePublisher: \u003c\/b\u003eUseless Publishing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e| \u003cb\u003ePublication Date: \u003c\/b\u003eApr 04, 2015\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e| \u003cb\u003eNumber of Pages: \u003c\/b\u003e88 pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e| \u003cb\u003eLanguage: \u003c\/b\u003eEnglish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e| \u003cb\u003eBinding: \u003c\/b\u003ePaperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e| \u003cb\u003eISBN-10: \u003c\/b\u003e0692428615\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e| \u003cb\u003eISBN-13: \u003c\/b\u003e9780692428610\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"NA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49225298411825,"sku":"9780692428610","price":12.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/8215\/8385\/files\/9780692428610__77674_c88ad8f5-bff6-4f5c-ad2f-04e147c4af06.jpg?v=1717067916","url":"https:\/\/www.recomparo.com\/products\/9780692428610","provider":"ReComparo.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}