{"product_id":"9780994581051","title":"Oosterman Treats: Philosophical Musings; (Post My Vasectomy).","description":"Herewith just a few samples; The smoked salmon is hardly an enticement for any nonsense or an aphrodisiac.\" \"How did the PM react? I answered, \"He winked in a luring fashion.\" Helvi said, \"Jeez, has he gone nuts?\" . \"Oh, the whole media is in an absolute frenzy. I would not be surprised if the PM does use the sex phone.\" \"I reckon he's been pulling the pudding a bit lately, he looked so sweaty and pale last night.\" Helvi said, \"You seem to be a bit excited about all this as well. Go and get me the promised coffee.\" \" Give us cuddle first, I said.\" She said. \"Get fucked and brush your teeth.\" I said, \"Now you are friendly again, love you.\" Helvi, \"Me, too. \"It has got me beat, why, when getting older and the morning glory finally in retreat, allowing a bit of a sleep in, that men's obsession with flagging tumescence is called a 'dysfunction'. The scientists in cahoot with sexologists have pored for years over glass test tubes to come up with a solution that will make the ageing male re-born again and cure him from flaccid flesh, drooping donger and dismissive dirges from partners. The expert doctor will now prescribe a pill to try and crank up the tired and ageing engine once again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eMR Gerard Oosterman\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003ePublisher: \u003c\/b\u003eGerard Oosterman\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003ePublication Date: \u003c\/b\u003eJul 16, 2016\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eNumber of Pages: \u003c\/b\u003e254 pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eLanguage: \u003c\/b\u003eEnglish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eBinding: \u003c\/b\u003ePaperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eISBN-10: \u003c\/b\u003e099458105X\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eISBN-13: \u003c\/b\u003e9780994581051\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Gerard Oosterman","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50349928186161,"sku":"9780994581051","price":14.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/8215\/8385\/files\/9780994581051__44909.jpg?v=1732272904","url":"https:\/\/www.recomparo.com\/products\/9780994581051","provider":"ReComparo.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}