From Pram to Pension

Chickens in a large garden coop were attractive for a curious one-year-old until, after a brief visit within, the residential red mites descended en masse. Then came Granddad's lost income with fishy eggs produced after a feed on his cod liver oil. As a policeman, we turn from the serious to utter farce when a nude well-endowed lady fell backwards into his arms from a steamed-up car and flying budgerigars which had to be restrained inside a car before he could speak with the driver. His full business life had a particular highlight with a practical joke totally fooling a PLC board! As a 'musician', it gives Yorkshire club tales and entertaining in Scandinavia and Europe, Swiss attempts to be picked up by a 'lady boy', a quite descriptive account of an angry, spurned transvestite throwing glasses in his bar, caught out boastful tourists and much more make for a colourful read.

• | Author: Alan Paull
• | Publisher: Austin Macauley
• | Publication Date: Nov 30, 2018
• | Number of Pages: 172 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Hardcover
• | ISBN-10: 1788789008
• | ISBN-13: 9781788789004