{"product_id":"9781949769319","title":"The Telltale Hardon And Other Perversions - 9781949769319","description":"In The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions, Edgar Allan Pole (aka Andrew Shaffer) digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe's best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover. In \"The Telltale Hardon,\" a college girl seduces her elderly landlord. Things go awry when his heart gives out and the co-ed must dispose of his body, only to be haunted by his ghostly erection. In \"The Purple Death,\" Pole reimagines \"The Masque of the Red Death\" as a post-apocalyptic orgy inside Prince's fortified Paisley Park compound. And in \"The Pit and the Pendulous Ballsack,\" a condemned man is tortured in a terrifyingly perverse manner. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies jumpstarted the literary mash-up genre; Edgar Allan Pole's twisted take on classic Poe short stories such as \"The Tell-Tale Heart\" and \"The Fall of the House of Usher\" will pound the final nail into the genre's coffin.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eEdgar Allan Pole, Andrew Shaffer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003ePublisher: \u003c\/b\u003e8Th Circle Entertainment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003ePublication Date: \u003c\/b\u003eJan 01, 2021\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eNumber of Pages: \u003c\/b\u003e80 pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eLanguage: \u003c\/b\u003eEnglish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eBinding: \u003c\/b\u003ePaperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eISBN-10: \u003c\/b\u003e1949769313\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• \u003cb\u003eISBN-13: \u003c\/b\u003e9781949769319\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"8Th Circle Entertainment","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50352758260017,"sku":"9781949769319","price":12.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/8215\/8385\/files\/9781949769319__21256.jpg?v=1732304355","url":"https:\/\/www.recomparo.com\/products\/9781949769319","provider":"ReComparo.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}