How To Rid Your Swimming Pool Of A Bloodthirsty Mermaid: Slug Pie Story #2 (Slug Pie Stories)

Toss most everything you know about mermaids right into the trash. They are not sweet girls with fish tails who sing pretty songs. They are ugly, red-scaled gorillas. They hypnotize you with their eyes and shatter glass with a shriek. But worst of the worst, they can shred you with their razor claws into bite-sized pieces. And they are always hungry. If one of them lands in your swimming pool you better read my simple steps for How To Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid.

• | Author: Mick Bogerman
• | Publisher: Slug Pie Stories Llc
• | Publication Date: Jul 24, 2014
• | Number of Pages: 156 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 0990380130
• | ISBN-13: 9780990380139