Diamonds Are For Heather

Life is already difficult for a sixteen year old boy who is at least a lap behind his peers in the 1500 metre event at the Growing Up Olympics. But when his beloved Grandfather passes away, leaving a cryptic clue to the whereabouts of untold riches, the resultant road trip will increase the pace. Escaping the clutches of an over-protective mother, sexually deprived employer and a furious Asian funeral director, Felix Malholly makes his getaway. What follows is a journey involving diamond theft, grave robbery, surfing, terrifying pensioners, stand-up comedy, torture with a chain-saw and a whole lot of fun in between. If it happened to you, how rich would you feel?

• • Author: Tony Collins
• • Publisher: Lulu.Com
• • Publication Date: Apr 23, 2014
• • Number of Pages: 242 pages
• • Language: English
• • Binding: Paperback
• • ISBN-10: 1291848487
• • ISBN-13: 9781291848489