Tales From The Tables: A Wicked Funny Look From The Waiter's Side Of The Tables

The hectic, sad, ever so funny, you have to be kidding me life of a waiter and the day-to-day life of survival in the restaurant industry. Learn how to eat free and truly understand what the wait staff is thinking as they approach your table. Wait staff are a lot like first responders. We have to be at the tables no matter what is happening in our lives or even on the planet due to, as I like to call it, the "You're kidding me, right?" factor. Even in the midst of a global cataclysm, I do not even bother calling work to see if I need to go in today, as I know the answer is always going to be yes. It can be raining bricks and fireballs, deadly hoards of the living dead can be running the streets, killing at will. A nuclear holocaust of biblical proportions can be imminently poised to strike my city, and still I need to show up, uniform and all. Why, you ask me? Because some wicked stupid idiot and his family will show at the tables up to eat. 9781491855676 1491855673 0 Humor NOT_MATURE http://books.google.com/books/content?id=e7bIoAEACAAJ&printsec=frontcover&img=1&zoom=5&source=gbs_api en

• • Author: D. L. Tracey
• • Publisher: Authorhouse
• • Publication Date: Mar 14, 2014
• • Number of Pages: 110 pages
• • Language: English
• • Binding: Hardcover
• • ISBN-10: 1491855673
• • ISBN-13: 9781491855676