Commuted to life: A season ticket to hell

Overt sales pitch: This is the perfect little gift for any angry commuters out there. It's not a particularly chunky book so it's also ideal for wedging under tables, swatting bugs and protecting wooden surfaces from hot drinks. All this and more for the price of a London pint. About the book: Millions travel by train every single day. Few of them hate it quite so much as the author of this book. This diary offers a brief insight into the secret world of commuting - from vomit inducing companions and crusty seats to The Network, a shadowy organisation with sinister motives. Considering a season ticket? You may want to read this first. Contains adult humour and scenes of a depressing nature. Some words people wrote: "A small sliver of sunshine in the dark empty tunnel of commuting." "The perfect accompaniment to any bowel movement." "So funny that my face split open and all the demons escaped."

• | Author: James Horne
• | Publisher: Independently published
• | Publication Date: Apr 28, 2019
• | Number of Pages: 68 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 1795133856
• | ISBN-13: 9781795133852