Welcome To Heidi

If you ever wondered what 50 would look like on a former alcoholic tattooed shoe addict who eats cake out of her garbage can and secretly prays to her vagina to die on a regular basis - well wonder no more and Welcome to Heidi. This collection of stories culled from over 300 blogs and rewritten for your pleasure will take readers on a journey they never expected and perhaps never knew they wanted to go on. From dating, to how to tame Jewish hair, getting a pot license at 52, and surviving what is perhaps the worst Hollywood job ever - Welcome To Heidi will remind you to laugh at life's most inane moments - even when those moments are happening to you. Welcome To Heidi says everything you wish you could say but can't and proves that having it all is possible - as long as the "all" is shoes. Take a trip inside the mind of a sarcastic, dysmorphic, slightly mental, completely fashion addicted, single woman who's trying to live the second half of her life with zero apologies and massive debt. Welcome to Heidi - you'll never want to leave. 9780692216842 0692216847 196 BOOK Women television producers and directors NOT_MATURE http://books.google.com/books/content?id=JT33oAEACAAJ&printsec=frontcover&img=1&zoom=5&source=gbs_api en

• | Author: Heidi Clements
• | Publisher: Humoroutcasts Press
• | Publication Date: May 10, 2014
• | Number of Pages: 181 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 0692216847
• | ISBN-13: 9780692216842