A Vulgar Tale

Unashamedly bizarre, ridiculous, deranged and spectacularly degenerate on a truly grand scale, A Vulgar Tale is weaponised epic on steroids- VLAD DRACULA When a giant scrotum-like god with phallic-shaped tentacles comes from another dimension to destroy Metropolis, it's up to two complete assholes with a history of drug abuse and mindless violence to go on a thrilling interdimensional quest to save the day and get laid. On the instructions of a tutu-wearing biker fairy with type-two diabetes, Ludwig Scumbucket and Basehead Bart set off to fulfil the stupid and mostly-incoherent prophecy and tear shit up like only they know how. Travelling through the very fabrics of existence itself, the inept duo encounter all manner of ridiculousness...and leave it a bloody wreck. A quest of absurdity for the ages, A Vulgar Tale is sure to warp your mind and liquidise your sanity. If you're a fan of bizarre adventure, the more deranged the better, then this unholy tome is your jam, man. Featuring plot points fit for a king, a string of gratuitous brutality, mullet abuse and characters so intriguing they belong wedged up Satan's colon, A Vulgar Tale is as outrageous as it comes. "It made me evacuate the contents of my bowels against my will"- RAMESSES II "Better than a heroin cake"- DANTE ALIGHIERI

• • Author: Ebenezer Hellwig
• • Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• • Publication Date: Sep 29, 2016
• • Number of Pages: 204 pages
• • Language: English
• • Binding: Paperback
• • ISBN-10: 1536906859
• • ISBN-13: 9781536906851