Life With A Crunchy Wife -

Eventually, everything will be made of cloth... WIFE: "I was flipping our natural latex mattress today with the help of our 4th and 7th children and do you know what I found?" YOU: "It's not what you think, those aren't mine!" WIFE: "We talked about this, Charmin isn't something we use in this house." YOU: (head down in shame) "Just don't tell anyone about this OK? I have a problem..." WIFE: "Well I already posted a photo on Facebook but they let you take those down." YOU: (mumbled) "No they don't..." WIFE: "What?" YOU: "Terms of service agreement..." WIFE: "What?" YOU: "I love you." -- What Readers are saying: "I really enjoy any story where you are personally suffering." "...the visits to Health Spa and Naturopath are some of the best stories ever." "I love your humor, it is a refreshing break to what I do all day." "This is amazing." "Love it!!!" -- *Written in the Dry-Fi genre, a mashup of literary-fiction, non-fiction, science-fiction, and dry-humor. Each work is unique blend, this one is comprised of approximately: 30% Literary-Fiction 30% Non-Fiction 0% Science-Fiction 40% Dry-Humor

• • Author: Brian Stegner
• • Publisher: Independently Published
• • Publication Date: Dec 10, 2018
• • Number of Pages: 129 pages
• • Language: English
• • Binding: Paperback
• • ISBN-10: 1720102708
• • ISBN-13: 9781720102700