Burn Your House For Warmth

Buy a large jar of pickles. Eat one pickle every night, until the jar is empty. Dump the remaining pickle juice down the drain and wash the jar. Use it as a piggy bank. Deposit change until it's full. Take that change to the nearest bank and exchange it all for cash. Take that cash to the nearest pawn shop and buy a gun.

• | Author: Brett Graham
• | Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• | Publication Date: Jan 13, 2018
• | Number of Pages: 156 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 1976273153
• | ISBN-13: 9781976273155